Grudgingly I have to go at least one place for turkey day but I wish I could just stay home (how I feel today)

Yes I love turkey day, doing lots of family things

I have to work

I'm staying at home doing nothing (lucky)

That isn't even a holiday where I'm from in <insert country>

I can't celebrate any holidays because of my religion

I hate all holidays

I'm a cat

I'm a turkey please don't eat me

Other (comment)